Homer: Ohhhhh...
Marge: What?
Homer: I'm used to seeing people promoted ahead of me.
Friends, co-workers, Tibor...
I never thought it'd be my own wife.
Marge: Well, maybe you'd get promoted if you worked a little harder.
Homer: Are you kidding? I work like a Japanese beaver!
Marge: Oh, really? I came to see you three times today.
Twice you were sleeping, and once you were kicking that ball of
electrical tape around!
Homer: Well! I won't sleep in the same bed with a woman who thinks I'm
lazy. I'm going to go right downstairs, unfold the couch, unroll the
sleeping ba... [gets into bed] Eh, good-night.
-- Know when to say when, "Marge Gets a Job"
