Lisa: Bart, I Know You're Not Wild About Having Me For A Babysitter, But I'm Not Some Ogre.

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Lisa: Bart, I know you're not wild about having me for a
babysitter, but I'm not some ogre. I think you will find me
fair and fun.
Bart: You're dead.
Lisa: You should wash up for dinner. To make it fun, you can use
the Mr. Bubbles. It'll be like giving your fingers a bubble
bath.
Bart: You are so dead.
-- Breaking the ice, "My Sister, My Sitter"

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