Lisa: Bart, I know you're not wild about having me for a
babysitter, but I'm not some ogre. I think you will find me
fair and fun.
Bart: You're dead.
Lisa: You should wash up for dinner. To make it fun, you can use
the Mr. Bubbles. It'll be like giving your fingers a bubble
bath.
Bart: You are so dead.
-- Breaking the ice, "My Sister, My Sitter"
Bart: What a perfect plan. Now, Roger Myers will tell as just. ..
Myers: [announcing the studio's re-opening]
And so when no one could think of a plan to resurect Itchy &
Scratchy, a young boy, a wonderful irrepressible young boy,
took it on his own to solve the problem....