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  Caresses it, experience it. Quite smooth, isn't it?...
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  Wisdom was not at the top of the graduate school mountain, but there in the sandbox at nursery school....
• Without guns, how are we gonna shoot anybody? We need guns.
  You never can tell when you're walking down the street you'll spot a moose....
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• Just what can you teach dead people? Other than "stay".
• Ross: You think?! God, I, ah, I'm in hell. I mean what, what am I gonna do?
  Rachel's all like, "I love you and, and let's work on this....