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• Beer won't drive you to drink.
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• Lincoln: Four score and seven years ago, our forefathers brewed a refreshing drink from hops and barley.
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• Bart: Hey, Dad, can I have a sip of your beer? Home
  Now, son, you don't want to drink beer. That's for daddies and kids with fake IDs....
• Ralph: Dad, will you do my math for me tonight? Dad
  No, son, it wouldn't be right. Ralph: Well, you could try....
• As a kid, I used to have a lemonade stand. The sign said, "All you can drink for a dime.
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