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You Can't Land An Airplane On The Ocean! $%#@&*NO CARRIER
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You can't land an airplane on the ocean! $%#@&*NO CARRIER
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Captain, how soon can we land?" "I can't tell." "You can tell me; I'm a doctor." -- Airplane!
NO CARRIER? How are we gonna land this modem?
If you stand close enough to him, you can hear the ocean.
May the Carrier be with you.
NO CARRIER. Oh, well, I didn't want to land anyways.
BBS 'till you drop - carrie
Anything that possibly can go wrong, *^%(@#*% NO CARRIER
This here's the wattle The emblem of our land You can stick it in a bottle Or you can hold it in your hand.
-- Monty Pytho...