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• On the Waterfront I coulda had class! I coulda been a contenda! --Marlon Brando
• Moe: Clean house, no silverfish. Coulda been very happy here.
  [knock at door] Homer! Homer: Moe! What are you doing here?...
• Homer: Guys, believe me, I didn't mean to get you expelled.
  Nerd 3: Oh, don't worry, Mr. Simpson, we can take care of ourselves....
• I coulda gone a long time without hearing this.
• I coulda' had a V8. -- Nicole Simpson. -- Famous Last Word
• Wernher von Braun settled for a V-2 when he coulda had a V-8.
• Wiggum: Now Sideshow Bob can't get in without _me_ knowing.
  And once a man is in your home, anything you do to him is nice and legal....
• You know you've been hacking too long when... ...you send email to somebody who's three terminals down the lab.