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• Nerd 2: OK, guys: push him out of the way in exactly three seconds.
  Nerd 1: Should we correct for wind resistance? Nerd 3...
• Nerd 2: Oh, man, I can't believe you failed. Home
  [whining] Oh, I'm going to lose my job just 'cause I'm dangerously unqualified!...
• Bart and Homer run into each other] Bart: Pardon me, sir.
  Forgive my clumsiness. Homer: Not at all. Bart: [chuckles, holding Homer's wallet] Home...
• Jacques: First, you must get to know your lane. Feel the slickness, feel the slippery finish.
  Caresses it, experience it. Quite smooth, isn't it?...
• Nerd 1: Come on, Mr. Simpson, you'll never pass this course if you don't know the periodic table.
  Homer: Ehh, I'll write it on my hand. Nerd 1: Ho!...
• Homer: Wait a minute...even Lenny is teaching a class!
  Look at the way they admire and adore him....
• Marge: [in bed, reading the shopping list] I get the feeling there's something you haven't told me Homer.
  Homer: Huh? Oh, I love you Marge. Marge: Mm, Homer, you tell me that all the time....
• Homer: Come on, guys. Look at yourselves! All you do is study.
  I'm going to show you the true meaning of college...
• Bart: {Dad, you really want to get rid of this trampoline?
  } Homer: {Uh huh.} Bart: {Observe: a bike lock. [je locks the trampoline to a post] Now just turn around, and count to three...