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You Could Eat Off Of This Birkenstock! -- Scott Larse
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You could eat off of this Birkenstock!
-- Scott Larsen
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I agree; go with the hat. -- Scott Larse
Well now, the shark could eat you ... or you could eat the shark.
Code so clean you can eat off it.
Scott: "A chimpanzee and two trainees could run her.
Kirk: "Thank you, Mister Scott, I'll try not to take that personally....
If you are what you eat, I could be you by morning.
After Mike walked out, she decided to give up Men and raise chickens.
Chickens didn't stay out all night, or come home drunk, or sleep with your best girlfriend....
Whenever you see intelligent people doing illogical things, you know the government is involved.
-- Larsen's Law...
Spock: "Ahh, Mister Scott, I understand you're having difficulty with the warp drive.
How much time do you require for repair?" Scott: "There's nothing wrong with the bloody things....
Computer: "Please enter program." Scott: "The android at the bar said you could show me my old ship.
Let me see it!" Computer: "Insufficient data. Please specify parameters....