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• Lister: You see I try sir. I'm not an insubordinate man by nature.
  I try and respect Rimmer, but it's not easy because he's such a smeghead....
• Petersen: Have you seen Rimmer's arm? Chen: No, I'm waiting for it to come out in paperback!
  -- Red Dwarf 'The End'...
• Rimmer: But that was a barroom brawl, that was a common pub fight, a shambolic drunken set-to.
  Lister: ...which you started. Rimmer: I just made an innocuous comment....
• Lister: We used to be your shipmates. Rimmer: Only .
  .. we've forgotten you. Lister: Yeah. Rimmer: [to Cat] Well, I don't know about you, but I'm convinced....
• Lister: You guys have got to be yanking my chain! -- Red Dwarf - 'Demons and Angels'
• Cat: What is it? Rimmer: It's a rent in the space-time continuum.
  Cat: What is it? Lister: The stasis room freezes time, you know, makes time stand still....
• Lister, if two people came to you for a job, and one of them's dead, which one would you choose?
  -- Rimmer in Red Dwarf 'Queeg'...
• Lister: Come on, what are you, a man or a munchkin?
  Rimmer: I'm off to see the wizard, the wonderful wizard of Oz. -- Red Dwarf 'Parallel Universe'...
• You once spent an afternoon on the Samaritan switchboard and 4 people committed suicide!
  -- Lister, trying to persuade Rimmer that he knows him....