Related:

• Holly: The phrase 'cargo bay doors' does not appear to be in my lexicon.
  -- Red Dwarf - 'Demons and Angels'...
• You didn't have the right parents, whose parents did you have?
  -- Lister to Rimmer in Red Dwarf 'The End'...
• Lister: No way are these my boxer shorts -- these bend! -- Red Dwarf - 'Kryten'
• Holly: Rude alert! Rude alert! An electrical fire has knocked out my voice-recognition unicycle!
  Many Wurlitzers are missing from my database!...
• I'm not a god, I was misquoted. -- Lister, Red Dwarf
• Rimmer: But that was a barroom brawl, that was a common pub fight, a shambolic drunken set-to.
  Lister: ...which you started. Rimmer: I just made an innocuous comment....
• Cat: Look at my hands, I had lovely hands. Liste
  Well wear the smegging gloves. Cat: (picking up gloves) Marigold with blue?...
• Rimmer: The lamb was a bit of a flop, though. Liste
  The lamb? Everyone thought the lamb was the cheese!...
• Holly: Ah, got him: 'Tension Sheet, inventor of, Dave Lister, aged 17.
  ' Rimmer: Damn! Holly: And he died tragically in a plane crash, aged 98....