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Lister, If Two People Came To You For A Job, And One Of Them's Dead, Which One Would You Choose?
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Lister, if two people came to you for a job, and one of them's dead,
which one would you choose?
-- Rimmer in Red Dwarf 'Queeg'
Related:
You once spent an afternoon on the Samaritan switchboard and 4 people committed suicide!
-- Lister, trying to persuade Rimmer that he knows him....
Lister: Look at what he's given me for dinner: a pea on toast.
One pea. I tell you, I'm that far from cracking....
You didn't have the right parents, whose parents did you have?
-- Lister to Rimmer in Red Dwarf 'The End'...
Holly: We are talking Jape of the Decade. We are talking April, May, June, July, and August, fool.
Yes, that's right -- I am Queeg. Rimmer, Lister, Cat: WHAT?!!!!!! -- Red Dwarf - 'Queeg'...
Rimmer: But that was a barroom brawl, that was a common pub fight, a shambolic drunken set-to.
Lister: ...which you started. Rimmer: I just made an innocuous comment....
Lister: We used to be your shipmates. Rimmer: Only .
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Rimmer, they're a bunch of arrogant, pompous, emotionally weird, stuck up megalomaniacs.
..do you really think you'll fit in with them? What am I saying?...
Lister: Come on, what are you, a man or a munchkin?
Rimmer: I'm off to see the wizard, the wonderful wizard of Oz. -- Red Dwarf 'Parallel Universe'...
Cat: Look at my hands, I had lovely hands. Liste
Well wear the smegging gloves. Cat: (picking up gloves) Marigold with blue?...