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• You can't fit this five-foot oyster through that little passage!
• Besides the device, the box should contain: * Eight little rectangular snippets of paper that say "WARNING" * A plastic packet containing four 5/17 inch pilfer grommets and two club-ended 6/93 inch boxcar prawns.
  YOU WILL NEED TO SUPPLY: a matrix wrench and 60,000 feet of tram cable....
• Besides the device, the box should contain: * Eight little rectangular snippets of paper that say "WARNING" * A plastic packet containing four 5/17 inch pilfer grommets and two club-ended 6/93 inch boxcar prawns.
  YOU WILL NEED TO SUPPLY: a matrix wrench and 60,000 feet of tram cable....
• What, still alive at twenty-two, A clean upstanding chap like you?
  Sure, if your throat 'tis hard to slit, Slit your girl's, and swing for it....
• When a man tells you that he got rich through hard work, ask him: 'Whose?' -- Don Marqui
• A specification that will not fit on one page of 8.
  5x11 inch paper cannot be understood. -- One Page Principle -- Mark Ardi...
• One Page Principle: A specification that will not fit on one page of 8.
  5x11 inch paper cannot be understood. -- Mark Ardi...