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• You are in a twisty little passage of standards, all conflicting
• I can see light through the slits but the passage is blocked.
• You don't fit through a two-inch slit!
• What do you call a girl who can suck a golf ball through a six-foot piece of garden hose? Darling.
• GAS What liquid turns into if you boil it. The basis for Kernigan's Third Law.
  Kernigan's Five Laws of children's science TV programmes are as follow...
• You're in the west Wind passage. The Wind is blowing so hard that you can can not continue.
• If you have not changed your vacuum cleaner bag in the past five years, you can forget it, since it is a little late now.
• You are in a passage with faint pleasant noises.
• He can get into a stew faster than an oyster.