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• I have just learned that only two things are necessary to keep one's wife happy.
  First, let her think she's having her way. And second, let her have it. -- Lyndon B. Johnso...
• She wears her clothes as if they were thrown on with a pitchfork.
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• The painter is not an intellectual if, when he has painted a nude woman, he gives us the idea that she is just about to put her clothes back on.
  -- Odilon Redo...
• Two parent drops spent months teaching their son how to be part of the ocean.
  After months of training, the father drop commented to the mother drop, "We've taught our boy everything we know, he's fit to be tide....
• Credo, quia absurdum est." [I believe, because it is absurd.
  ] -- Tertullian (180?-230?), Roman lawyer, theologian and misogyni...
• She was a very intelligent woman. I remember one time I thought she was cheating on me, but I couldn't prove it.
  So I followed her. She picked this guy up and they drove to a motel....
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  The Zanzibaris, a warlike people, are best known in this country through a threatening diplomatic incident that occurred a few years ago....
• There's the commercial on TV where the woman is smelling her clothes.
  She says, "They smell as fresh as all outdoors!" Is that ridiculous?...