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• I think...that in a week from now, you will be less in the mood for being amusing.
  At least when I'm in the mood, I _can_ be amusing. -- Ludwig and Edmund : Chai...
• I hope this scum has not...inconweenienced you. It takes more than a maniac trying to cut off my goolies to inconweenience _me_.
  .. -- Ludwig and Edmund : Chai...
• Blackadder, what are you saying? What of loyalty? Honour?
  Self-respect? What of them? ...Nothing. -- Melchett and Edmund : Chai...
• What say you, Blackadder, I sing a song to keep our spirits up?
  That depends whether you want the slop-bucket over your head or not....
• Are you suggesting we betray her? Oh, yes. ...Alright. -- Edmund and Ludwig : Chai
• I heard quite an amusing story myself the other day.
  .. ...Oh, good. (walks off) -- Baldrick and Edmund : Chai...
• Unless she pays up, you will die. Howwibly. She _will_ pay up.
  And then _you_ will die. Howwibly howwibly. -- Ludwig and Edmund : Chai...
• Ah, Blackadder. Started talking to yourself, I see.
  Yes...it's the only way I can be assured of intelligent conversation....
• Good Lord! Captain Blackadder! I thought you were..
  . ...Playing tennis? -- Cpt. Darling and Edmund : Private Plane...