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I Heard Quite An Amusing Story Myself The Other Day.
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I heard quite an amusing story myself the other day...
...Oh, good. (walks off)
-- Baldrick and Edmund : Chains
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I think...that in a week from now, you will be less in the mood for being amusing.
At least when I'm in the mood, I _can_ be amusing. -- Ludwig and Edmund : Chai...
You find yourself amusing, Herr Blackadder. I try not to fly in the face of public opinion.
.. -- Ludwig and Edmund : Chai...
Did you...miss me? I certainly did. Many was the time I said to myself.
..'I wish _Percy_ were here...' Oh!... '...being tortured instead of me....
Well...I have heard there's good money to be made down at the docks.
.. doing..._favours_ for sailors... Favours? What....
I'd only just put it there. But now, I will leave it there forever.
...Quite so, Baldrick. It can be your lucky willy. -- Baldrick and Edmund : Bell...
I have a cunning plan to get us out of being killed, sir.
Oh yes? What is it? Cooking... I see. (moves off) -- Baldrick and Edmund : Captain Cook...
Did you miss _me_, my lord? Um..._Baldrick_, is it?
That's right. No, not really. -- Baldrick and Edmund : Chai...
Know you of such a bird? No...but we could _make_ one.
.. No, we _couldn't_, Baldrick...Oh, I suppose you have to be told some- time....
You see, you know they say that somewhere there's a bullet with your name on it?
Yeeees.... Well, I thought if I _owned_ the bullet with my name on it, I'd never get hit....