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Good Lord! Captain Blackadder! I thought you were...
...Playing tennis?
-- Cpt. Darling and Edmund : Private Plane
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When I was a small boy, I used to watch the marshwarblers swooping in my mother's undercroft.
And I remember thinking - would Man ever dare do the same?...
Are you sure this is what you saw, Blackadder? Absolutely.
I mean, there may have been a few more armament factories, and not _quite_ as many elephants, but....
Come on, I wasn't born yesterday. More's the pity. We could have started your personality from scratch.
-- Cpt. Darling and Edmund : Private Plane...
Trust you to try and skive off to some cushy option.
There's nothing cushy about life in the Women's Auxiliary Balloon Corps!...
Do you know what the penalty is for disobeying orders, Blackadder?
Um...courtmartial followed by immediate cessation of chocolate rations?...
In short, a German spy is giving way every one of our battle plans.
You look surprised, Blackadder. I cerainly am, sir....
You're guilty as hell. You haven't got a chance. Why thankyou Darling.
And I hope your mother dies in a freak yachting accident....
Quite frankly sir, I've suspected this for some time.
Clearly Captain Blackadder has been disobeying orders with a breath-taking impertinence....
Remember that Captain Darling and I are behind you.
About thirty-five _miles_ behind you, to be precise... -- Melchett and Edmund : Captain Cook...