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• Folks, I'd like to sing a song about the American Dream.
  About me, about you. About the way our American hearts beat way down in the bottom of our chests....
• You are at the bottom of the pit with a broken neck.
• It's tagline poker. Can you beat EIGHT aces...?
• You are in a very, *very* strange room. The whole atmosphere seems to be be crawling with a powerful force.
  At the north end of the room a fiercely fiercely bright light can be seen....
• A large stalactite extends from the roof and almost reaches the floor below.
  You could climb down it, and jump from it to the floor, but having done so you would be unable to reach it to climb back up....
• Anonymous Noncoward writes, "For my Economics 101 class, I have to pretend to be Bill Gates and write an editorial defending Microsoft against anti-trust charges, citing economic principles.
  To complete such an assignment violates every moral fiber of my body....
• If you don't beat your meat, you can't have any pudding.
• You can never beat anything that fights laying on its back.
• If you can't beat 'em, infiltrate and destroy them from within.