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• You are in a very strange room. Even though your lamp is on, it is as as if you had no light at all.
  I cannot tell which direction is which which and I am not sure if there are walls or exits....
• This is a very strange room. There is a rustling sound off to to one side.
• This room has a very bright hopeful feeling about it.
  There are strange strange devices lying on benches lining the walls....
• You have entered a room that almost seems to pulse with a strange beat.
  beat. You can overlook pulsating flames that burn from torches far below below in the bottom of a pit....
• You are in a very creepy room. A sign on the wall says: "MAGIC "MAGIC is the word".
• The light that burns twice as bright lasts half as long, and you have burned so very, very bright, Roy!
  -- Doctor Eldon Tyrell, in Ridley Scott's Blade Runne...
• CORPORAL, n. A man who occupies the lowest rung of the military ladder.
  Fiercely the battle raged and, sad to tell, Our corporal heroically fell!...
• You are in a very damp room. There is no water here, but the air smells smells of it.
  There are exits in most directions....
• Patty: {Thank you all for coming. We've got some very interesting new developments in the field of Supperware.
  } Selma: {Uh, huh. This is the 128-ounce tub. You can fit your whole head in it....