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If You Don't Beat Your Meat, You Can't Have Any Pudding.
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If you don't beat your meat, you can't have any pudding.
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How can you have any pudding if you don't eat your meat? -- Pink Floyd
The difference between meat and fish is that if you beat your fish it dies.
If you go into heat, package your meat.
Homer: What about dessert? Marge: For God's sakes, you can pull the lid off your own can of pudding!
Homer: Fine! I will! -- That'll show 'er, "A Streetcar Named Marge...
Homer: Oh, I miss Marge. Lisa, you're smart; help me trick her into taking me back!
Lisa: Dad, you can't trick somebody into loving you....
It's tagline poker. Can you beat EIGHT aces...?
Be kind to your inferiors, if you can find any.
You have entered a room that almost seems to pulse with a strange beat.
beat. You can overlook pulsating flames that burn from torches far below below in the bottom of a pit....
Boycott meat - beat a vegetable.