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You Have Reached 234-1243. This Is An Answering Machine.
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You have reached 234-1243. This is an answering machine. This
is the nineties. You know what to do.
-- Answering machine madness - brevity
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You have reached 555-6238. Why? -- Answering machine madness - brevity
You have reached the number you have dialed. Please leave a message after the beep.
-- Answering machine madness - brevity...
This is you-know who. We are you-know-where. Leave your you-know-what you-know-when.
-- Answering machine madness - brevity...
(Klingon voice:) ANSWERING MACHINE. SPEAK. -- Answering machine madness - brevity
Greetings, you have reached the Sixth Sense Detective Agency.
We know how you are and what you want, so at the sound of the tone, please hang up....
(Like a sheep:) Baaaaaaa. -- Answering machine madness - brevity
I'm gone. -- Answering machine madness - brevity
This is David. Talk to me. -- Answering machine madness - brevity
Hello. I'm David's answering machine. What are you? -- Answering machine madness - machine theme