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I'm Gone. -- Answering Machine Madness - Brevity
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I'm gone.
-- Answering machine madness - brevity
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(Like a sheep:) Baaaaaaa. -- Answering machine madness - brevity
This is David. Talk to me. -- Answering machine madness - brevity
(Klingon voice:) ANSWERING MACHINE. SPEAK. -- Answering machine madness - brevity
You have reached 555-6238. Why? -- Answering machine madness - brevity
You have reached 234-1243. This is an answering machine.
This is the nineties. You know what to do. -- Answering machine madness - brevity...
You have reached the number you have dialed. Please leave a message after the beep.
-- Answering machine madness - brevity...
This is you-know who. We are you-know-where. Leave your you-know-what you-know-when.
-- Answering machine madness - brevity...
Classical music in background, slow stoned voice:) Don't you ever wonder what life would be like?
... -- Answering machine madness - brevity...
This is a boring answering machine message. Leave a message anyway.
(Useful to keep people from calling at odd hours to hear your latest exciting message....