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Greetings, you have reached the Sixth Sense Detective Agency.
We know how you are and what you want, so at the sound of the
tone, please hang up.
-- Answering machine madness - odd organizations
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You have reached the Des Moines chapter of the Iowa Procrastination Society.
Please leave a message after the tone and we'll get around to it....
Hello, you have reached the DOE, that is, the Department Of Enemies.
Rick Burger is not here right now, so leave a message saying who you are, what you want to argue about, and where you'll be, and I'll be there....
Thank you for calling Robert's House of Love. All of our customer service representatives are, er.
.. busy servicing customers, so at the sound of the erotic tone, leave your name, number, and a short description of whatever turns you on....
Thank you for calling Uncle Tom's Mortuary and Delicatessen.
You stab 'em and we slab 'em. We have specials on Mondays and Thursdays....
You have reached 234-1243. This is an answering machine.
This is the nineties. You know what to do. -- Answering machine madness - brevity...
Sherwood Forest. Which dear do you want? -- Answering machine madness - odd organizatio
You have reached the Suicide Prevention Hotline. All our lines are busy now, but if you leave your name and number, someone will get back to you as soon as possible.
-- Answering machine madness - odd organizatio...
You've reached the B&D Hotline. All our operators are tied up right now
o if you leave a name, number, a list of transgressions, and bark like a dog, we'll get right back to you with your penance....
Gregorian chants in background; serene voice:) Hello, Brother or Sister.
You have reached the Cubicles of Curtis, Chris, and Jim....