You Have Reached The Suicide Prevention Hotline. All Our Lines Are Busy Now, But If You Leave Your Name And Number, Someone Will Get Back To You As Soon As Possible.

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You have reached the Suicide Prevention Hotline. All our lines
are busy now, but if you leave your name and number, someone
will get back to you as soon as possible.
-- Answering machine madness - odd organizations

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