You Have Reached The Suicide Prevention Hotline. All Our Lines
Are Busy Now, But If You Leave Your Name And Number, Someone
Will Get Back To You As Soon As Possible.
You have reached the Suicide Prevention Hotline. All our lines
are busy now, but if you leave your name and number, someone
will get back to you as soon as possible.
-- Answering machine madness - odd organizations
Thank you for phoning the Save the Sasquatch Hotline. Our
operators do not exist at the moment, but if you wish to make a
contribution, please leave your name, number, and the amount of
your bequest at the sound of the beep, and something will get
back to you shortly....