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After The Tone, Leave Your Name, Number, And Tell Where You Left The Money.
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After the tone, leave your name, number, and tell where you left
the money. I'll get back to you as soon as it's safe for you to
come out of hiding.
-- Answering machine madness - you're in big trouble
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o after the tone, please leave your name and number, then talk briefly about your childhood and tell me what comes to mind when you hear the following word...
My wife and I can't come to the phone right now, but if you'll leave your name and number, we'll get back to you as soon as we're finished.
-- Answering machine madness - family fu...
Hello, epicenter of the Universe, God speaking. If you leave your name, number, and prayer after the tone, I will call you back as soon as I can.
Please note that I answer all prayers, but sometimes the answer is NO....
I don't exist at the moment, but if you leave your message, name and number, I'll call you back when I am.
.. (or) I'm only here in spirit at the moment, but if you'll leave your name and number, I will get back to you as soon as I'm here in person....
You have reached the Suicide Prevention Hotline. All our lines are busy now, but if you leave your name and number, someone will get back to you as soon as possible.
-- Answering machine madness - odd organizatio...
I can't come to the phone right now because I'm down in the basement printing up a fresh new batch of twenty dollar bills.
If you need any money, or if you just want to check out my handiwork, please leave your name, number, and how much cash you need after the tone....
Hi, this is Jim. Welcome to my Fun Phone Line, where you can talk to my answering machine for only $
0.95 per minute! Please leave your credit card number at the tone....
Thank you for calling Robert's House of Love. All of our customer service representatives are, er.
.. busy servicing customers, so at the sound of the erotic tone, leave your name, number, and a short description of whatever turns you on....