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• One of the distinctions by which you can tell a doctor from a lawyer is that you can not read the writing of a doctor.
  On the other hand, you can not understand the conversation of a lawyer....
• Eighty-four. Because at that age, you don't have to work anymore, and you can spend all your time loving each other in your bedroom.
  -- Concerning the proper age to get married -- Carolyn, AGE 8...
• Once I was sick, and I had to go to an ear, nose, and throat man to get well.
  There are ear doctors, nose doctors, throat doctors, gynecologists, proctologists--any place you got a hole there's a guy who specializes in your hole....
• The more you read and observe about this Politics thing, you got to admit that each party is worse than the other.
  The one that's out always looks the best. -- Will Roge...
• Worf: "What have you found, Doctor?" Beverly: "Not much.
  The brain scans I've run are unusual, but there's no damage to the hypocampus....
• You make ends meet...and they hate each other!
• You can tell a doctor as far as you can see him, but you can't tell him much.
• Lovers will just be staring at each other and their food will get cold.
  .. Other people care more about the food. -- How can you tell if two adults eating dinner at a restaurant are in love?...
• Whoa! Okay, so you want to kill each other. That's good, that's healthy.
  There's nothing necessarily wrong with hostile conflict....