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You Have To Visit 11 Shoe Stores Before You Find A Pair Of Shoes That Fit.
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You have to visit 11 shoe stores before you find a pair of shoes that fit.
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If you are wearing one brown and one black shoe, you have a pair like it somewhere in the closet.
-- The Rule of Elderly Survival...
The whole world is a tuxedo and you are a pair of brown shoes. -- George Gobel
Jimbo: Man, that guy's guitar is talking. Otto
Hey, my shoes are talking too! Left Shoe: Don't worry....
You have to take off your shoes before you can take off your stockings.
Did you ever feel like the whole world was a tuxedo and you were a pair of brown shoes?
-- George Gobel...
QOTD: "Say, you look pretty athletic. What say we put a pair of tennis shoes on you and run you into the wall?
A strange malaise suddenly afflicts you. You shiver with chill, and your muscles seem to turn to putty
everything around you becomes grey and unreal. The fit quickly passes, and you find that your body has degenerated back to what it was like before you ate the spinach....
You have to know what you're looking for before you can find it. -- Solomon Sho
May you never have to visit such a filthy place as the outhouse.