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• Treat each new situation as though it's a crisis.
• Always try to exhort others to look upon you favorably.
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• Jacques: First, you must get to know your lane. Feel the slickness, feel the slippery finish.
  Caresses it, experience it. Quite smooth, isn't it?...
• Long's Notes 1) Always store beer in a dark place.
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• Five senses; an incurably abstract intellect; a haphazardly selective memory
  a set of preconceptions and assumptions so numerous that I can never examine more than minority of them - never become conscious of them all....
• Rules for Good Grammar #4. 1: Don't use no double negatives.
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• To prevent baldness, follow the few simple rules which are listed here
  1. Eat at least five ounces of parsnips each day, while standing on your head....