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• Pete Rose is not obsessed with Gambling. Just ask his daughters, Quinella and Exacta.
• With the money I'm making, I should be playing two positions. -- Pete Rose
• Alex came home from a business trip to Chicago and found no one home but his daughter Rose, who was crying bitterly.
  "What's the matter, darling?" asked Alex. "Mommy almost died last night," sobbed Rose....
• This is 234-3249, and no, it's not Pete's Pizzaria.
  It's not the Credit Union either, and no one named Pam lives here....
• You should've heard me before you got here. -- Ro
• Harvey: A romantic vacation can provide titillation.
  Sensual, sanitary seclusion awaits you at any of America's fine AAA-approved motor lodges....
• I met a wonderful new man. He's fictional, but you can't have everything.
  -- Cecelia, "The Purple Rose of Cairo...