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• Yo momma so fat you have to grease the door frame and hold a twinkie on the other side just to get her through.
• Fillet O'FRED. -- Jeffrey's favorite recipe
• Quote #279 "beware of the panacea peddlers: just because you wind up naked doesn't make you an emperor.
  -- Michael A Padlipsky...
• You can pick out actors by the glazed look that comes into their eyes when the conversation wanders away from themselves.
  -- Michael Wilding...
• You can't live on amusement. It is the froth on water -- an inch deep and then the mud.
  -- George Macdonald (1824-1905)...
• It's just a matter of time before we're late. -- Michael Walsh
• Littering is dumb. -- Ronald Macdonald
• I'd give everyone a Twinkie, but I'm not a Hostess..