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• Just because you say it doesn't make it true.
• Beware the man who slaps you on the back - he is probably trying to make you cough up something.
• Quote #524 Four hours of sleep a day is plenty.. you can make up for it at night.
• Listen. Strange women lying in ponds distributing swords is no basis for a system of government!
  Supreme executive power derives from a mandate from the masses, not from some farcical aquatic ceremony!...
• Quote #427 "I always write them as well as I can.
  But sometimes I just don't have the sacred fire to enflame my talent into, you know, a level of genius and what I wind up is some turkey like _Zap Gun_ ....
• You just can't fillet a twinkie. -- Michael MacDonald, breeder of Golden Retrieve
• How do you make a quick skeleton? Put a leper in a wind tunnel.
• Quote #60 "St. Augustine tells the story of a pirate captured by Alexander the Great who asked him "how he dares molest the sea.
  How dare you molest the whole world?" the pirate replied...
• Beware the one behind you.