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You Know, It Takes Forever To Get Out Of Texas.
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You know, it takes forever to get out of Texas. And then when you do,
you're in Oklahoma.
-- David Ball, country singer.
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There's a lot of morons out there and this gotta be stopped.
If you look at the death penalty--we've got to start thinning out the herd and murder might be the only way to do it....
Do you know what happens when you slice a golf ball in half?
Someone gets mad at you. I found this out the hard way. -- Deep Thoughts, by Jack Handey...
The eyes of Texas are upon you, All the livelong day
The eyes of Texas are upon you, You cannot get away...
You know you should be swimming when . . . You catch yourself balancing a beach ball on the end of your nose.
I said to my old husband, "I'm gonna take you out into the country for a picnic.
Do you like the country?" He said, "Sure I do. When I was a little boy, I used to live in the country....
You know you've been hacking too long when... ...you go to the movies and it takes 5 minutes to get used to the flicker.
If you don't know where you are when you get there, then this is a fairly poor place to find out that you are not where you thought you were.
Afterlyfe.sys not found! Do you want to re-incarnate?
You will never know until you have found out, and when you do find out, you may well wish you had not known.