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• I'm on a plane and it hits me: When did it become a federal regulation that you have to have at least seven crying babies on every flight?
  I just want to know: Where are they going? Why are they on planes?...
• Life's little mystery: How can a two pound box of candy make you gain 5 pounds?
• Besides the device, the box should contain: * Eight little rectangular snippets of paper that say "WARNING" * A plastic packet containing four 5/17 inch pilfer grommets and two club-ended 6/93 inch boxcar prawns.
  YOU WILL NEED TO SUPPLY: a matrix wrench and 60,000 feet of tram cable....
• Besides the device, the box should contain: * Eight little rectangular snippets of paper that say "WARNING" * A plastic packet containing four 5/17 inch pilfer grommets and two club-ended 6/93 inch boxcar prawns.
  YOU WILL NEED TO SUPPLY: a matrix wrench and 60,000 feet of tram cable....
• I've finally figured out why airports make you walk so far out to get to your plane.
  It's their way of giving your luggage a head start....
• When I was a small boy, I used to watch the marshwarblers swooping in my mother's undercroft.
  And I remember thinking - would Man ever dare do the same?...
• Every time you try to operate one of these weird black controls that are labeled in black on a black background, a little black light lights up black to let you know you've done it.
  -- The Restaurant at the End of the Universe...
• bit bucket n. [very common] 1. The universal data sink (originally, the mythical receptacle used to catch bits when they fall off the end of a register during a shift instruction).
  Discarded, lost, or destroyed data is said to have `gone to the bit bucket'....