You Know You Should Be Swimming When . . . You Go Out Of Your Way To Repeat Experiences That Make Your Head Swim.

You Know You Should Be Swimming When . . . You Go Out Of Your Way To Repeat Experiences That Make Your Head Swim.

Home › Fortune Cookies › Miscellaneous Collections

-- You know you should be swimming when . . .
You go out of your way to repeat experiences that make your head swim.

Related:

You know you should be swimming when . . . At home, you close all the drapes, take off your clothes and don a pair of swim fins.
You know you should be swimming when . . . You catch yourself balancing a beach ball on the end of your nose.
You know you should be swimming when . . . You finish the last page of Moby Dick with a big smile on your face.
You know you should be swimming when . . . The lobsters all cluster on your side when you're walking past their tank.
You know you should be swimming when . . . You keep crashing into the wall at the swimming pool and won't go near the diving boards.
You know you should be swimming when . . . Your parents on numerous occasions have discussed charging you rent for the bath tub.
You know you should be swimming when . . . You won't go anywhere near a "Detail Shop.
You know you should be swimming when . . . You flinch at the sight of Calamari.
You know you should be swimming when . . . You think Octopi are cute.