You Know You Should Be Swimming When . . . You Keep Noticing How Big And How Sharp "Shamu, The Friendly Killer Whale"'s Teeth Actually Are.

You Know You Should Be Swimming When . . . You Keep Noticing How Big And How Sharp "Shamu, The Friendly Killer Whale"'s Teeth Actually Are.

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-- You know you should be swimming when . . .
You keep noticing how big and how sharp "Shamu, the Friendly Killer
Whale"'s teeth actually are.

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