You Know You Should Be Swimming When . . . You Want To Grab A Disney Animator By The Lapels And Lecture Him About How To Draw A Caudal Fin.

You Know You Should Be Swimming When . . . You Want To Grab A Disney Animator By The Lapels And Lecture Him About How To Draw A Caudal Fin.

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-- You know you should be swimming when . . .
You want to grab a Disney animator by the lapels and lecture him about
how to draw a caudal fin.

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