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• Marge: Couldn't Itchy share his pie with Scratchy?
  Then they would have pie! Meyers: [walks to storyboard, considers, steps back] It's different, I'll give you that....
• Meyers: That screwball Marge Simpson, we've got to stop her.
  But how? Man #1: Drop an anvil on her? Man #2: Hit her on the head with a piano....
• Meyers: I did a little research and I discovered a startling thing.
  .. There was violence in the past, long before cartoons were invented....
• Roger Meyers senior, the gentle genius behind Itchy and Scratchy, loved and cared about almost all the peoples of the world.
  And he, in turn, was beloved by the world, except in 1938 when he was criticized for his controversial cartoon, "Nazi Supermen Are Our Superiors"....
• Meyers: As Roger Meyers Jr., the owner of the park, I'd like to thank you for stopping the killer robots, and to show my appreciation, here are two free passes.
  Homer: But there are five of us. Meyers: [angry] Here are two free passes!...
• You know, some of these stories are pretty good. I never knew mice lived such interesting lives.
  -- Homer watches Itchy and Scratchy, "Itchy and Scratchy and Marge...
• Narrator: Roger Meyers' next full-length feature was the wildly successful "Pin-Itchy-o".
  Scratchy: [Italian accent] Now you be good Pin-Itchy-o, and don't you lie....
• Marge: Oh, I'm so embarrassed I wish there was a hole I could just crawl into and die.
  Officer: OK, throw her in the hole. Marge: Oh, please...
• Kent: Aren't you Marge Simpson the wacko? Marge: Mm.
  .. Yes and no. -- "Itchy and Scratchy and Marge...