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You Know You've Been Hacking Too Long When... ...a Friend Asks You What You're Going To Do Later And You Answe
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-- You know you've been hacking too long when...
...a friend asks you what you're going to do later and you answer:
cd $HOME; mkbed; sleep 28800
Related:
You know you've been hacking too long when... ...you wonder why you can't just go
leep 28800& and go on with your hacking?...
You know you've been hacking too long when... ...you order pie a-la-mode and a friend asks "What mode?
o which you answer: 1755 (sticky bit)....
You know you've been hacking too long when... ...you've been low-level debugging ethernets for a week and you see two people at a table trying to pick up the same jar of butter and you directly wonder if they are using the correct CSMA/CD algorithm to avoid a re-collision.
You know you've been hacking too long when... ...you have to put a happy face on paper, and do it sideways.
)...
You know you've been hacking too long when... ...your SO asks you where you want to eat on a friday night and you want to
cat yellowpages | grep pizza | grep carryout | more...
You know you've been hacking too long when... ...you stop by the grocery store on your way home, and write your check out in hex.
You know you've been hacking too long when... ...you wake up and desperately try to start a compiler so you can use the 15 minute waiting period to sleep some more.
You know you've been hacking too long when... ...your friends who aren't hackers wonder what happened to you.
You know you've been hacking too long when... ...after days with YACC, you start to parse your conversations.