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• You know you've been hacking too long when... ...a friend asks you what you're going to do later and you answe
  cd $HOME; mkbed; sleep 28800...
• You know you've been hacking too long when... ...the executive who tells you that he read in PC week magazine that setting up a LAN in a multi-vendor environment using DECNET was easy and asks you to explain why it's taken you over a week to get the client/server applications in a "production mode.
• You know you've been hacking too long when... ...you're hacking on a project late at nigh
  you are trying to get at some munchies, and you are having problems opening them (fingers stay in keyboard mode) and you think...
• You know you've been hacking too long when... ...your SO asks you where you want to eat on a friday night and you want to
  cat yellowpages | grep pizza | grep carryout | more...
• You know you've been hacking too long when... ...you order on the phone from a catalog, and start to give the operator your email address.
• You know you've been hacking too long when... ...your brain keeps hallucinating random "system erro
  collision with stack heap" or "Guru Meditation Mode # Three billion and fifty-two, press left button to continue" or even "This is not a DOS disk....
• You know you've been hacking too long when... ...you go to lunch and there are no forks at the cafeteria, to which you exclaim
  fork(): no more processe...
• You know you've been hacking too long when... ...your friends who aren't hackers wonder what happened to you.
• You know you've been hacking too long when... ...you see a sign near the elevator that says "out of order" and you think "sort elevator > elevator.
  ew; mv elevator.new elevato...