You Know You've Been Hacking Too Long When... ...you See A Sign Near The Elevator That Says "out Of Order" And You Think "sort Elevator

You Know You've Been Hacking Too Long When... ...you See A Sign Near The Elevator That Says "out Of Order" And You Think "sort Elevator > Elevator.

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-- You know you've been hacking too long when...
...you see a sign near the elevator that says "out of order" and you think
"sort elevator > elevator.new; mv elevator.new elevator"

In a three-storey building served by one elevator, nine times out of ten the elevator will be on a floor where you are not.
-- Dedera's Law...
Sometimes you get the elevator, sometimes the shaft.
There's no elevator to success. You have to take the stairs.
Dedera's Law: In a three-story building served by one elevator, nine times out of ten the elevator car will be on a floor where you are not.
Systems programmer: A person in sandals who has been in the elevator with the senior vice president and is ultimately responsible for a phone call you are to receive from you boss.
MASTURBATION -- Self-service elevator.
MASTURBATION -- self-service elevator.
Systems programmer: A person in sandals who has been in the elevator with the senior vice president and is ultimately responsible for a phone call you are to receive from your boss.
The elevator always comes after you have put down your bag. -- Lynch's Law

You Know You've Been Hacking Too Long When... ...you See A Sign Near The Elevator That Says "out Of Order" And You Think "sort Elevator > Elevator.

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