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You'll Miss The Whole End Of The War! Yes, Very Bad Luck.
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You'll miss the whole end of the war!
Yes, very bad luck. Beep.
Right...
Beep.
...Now, Baldrick, I'll be back as soon as I can.
Pa-paaaa.......
-- George and Edmund : Goodbyeee...
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Surely you must have noticed something in the air? Well yes, of course, but I thought that was Private Baldrick.
-- Edmund and George : Goodbyeee......
Don't worry, I could go on all night! Not with a bayonet through your neck, you couldn't.
-- Baldrick and Edmund : Goodbyeee......
Lee: Welcome to Lee Carvallo's Putting Challenge. I am Carvallo.
Now, choose a club. ["beep"] You have chosen a three wood....
I 'll warrant him heart-whole. -- William Shakespeare (1564-1616), As You Like It -- Act iv, Sc.
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We tell HQ I've gone insane, and I'll be invalided back home to Blighty before you can say 'Wibble'.
Poor, gormless idiot. But I'm a poor, gormless idiot, and I've never been invalided back to Blighty....
I hate to blow my own horn, but 'Beep Beep.'
I think I can explain, sir. Can you, Baldrick? ....
....No. -- Baldrick and Edmund : Corporal Punishme...
Did you miss _me_, my lord? Um..._Baldrick_, is it?
That's right. No, not really. -- Baldrick and Edmund : Chai...
This is Anthony. Leave me a message at the beep. (beep) Whoops, I bet you couldn't hear that.
Lemme try again. (Beep) Nuts, once more with feeling....