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You Look Like Someone Who Owes Me Money. -- Tony Ianuzzi
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You look like someone who owes me money.
-- Tony Ianuzzi
Related:
Tony: I am afraid the time has come for you to pay us.
Krusty: Look, I'm cleaned out. Just take the Clown College....
Tony: Krusty, with regards to the large wager you made on yesterday's horse race -- Krusty
Aw, come on, let -- how about letting me go double or nothing on the big opera tonight?...
Never forget him, especially if he owes you money.
It's who you look like, not who you are.
You obviously mistook me for someone who knows.
Tony: Sorry we're late. Could we have the money now?
Marge: The answer -- is no. Tony: I'm afraid I must insist....
Here's a good tip for when you go to the beach: A sand dollar may look like a nice cracker that someone left, but trust me, they don't taste like it.
-- Deep Thoughts, by Jack Handey...
You know you don't look too well when you go to your 35 High School Reunion Party and someone in the class asks you "Tell me, was it your sister who died?
Tony: I didn't order this Skinner guy killed... D.A.
But aren't you the head of this gang? Tony: No. I just stop by the club occasionally to read the complimentary newspaper....