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• Tony: Hey Bart, I hope there are no hard feelings. Ba
  Get bent. Tony: I deserved that. -- "Bart the Murdere...
• Bart: Did you kill my principal? Tony: Uh, Chinese guy with a moustache? -- "Bart the Murdere
• Tony: Me and the boys, we still think you got a big future in racketeering and extortion.
  Bart: Sorry, Fat Tony. I used to think your gang was cool....
• It's funny because it's true. -- Fat Tony, "Bart the Murdere
• Bart: Uh, say, are you guys crooks? Tony: Bart, um, is it wrong to steal a loaf of bread to feed your starving family?
  Bart: No. Tony: Well, suppose you got a large starving family....
• Homer: [playing poker] Heh heh! Read 'em and weep, boys.
  Another pair of sixes! Tony: [folding with four aces] Beats me....
• Tony: Pick a horse, kid. We're putting two dollars on the third race.
  Make it a good one. Bart: Eat my shorts! Tony...
• Secretary: Some large men to see you, sir. Skinne
  Um, I don't have any appointment with any large men....
• Announcer: Blood on the Blackboard! The Bart Simpson story!
  Starring Richard Chamberlain as Principal Skinner, Joe Montegna as Fat Tony, Jane Seymour as the woman he loved, and TV's Doogie Howser, Neil Patrick Harris, as Bart Simpson!...