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You May Be Redneck... If A Watch Band Is Wider Than Any Book You've Read.
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-- You may be redneck...
if a watch band is wider than any book you've read.
Related:
You may be redneck... if you take the kids to watch rabbits breed.
You may be redneck... if truckers tell your wife to watch her language.
You may be redneck... if you read the Auto Trader with a highlight pen.
You may borrow a book and read it too!
You may be redneck... if you have any relatives named Elmer or Jed.
You may be redneck... if you tape pro-wrestling so you can watch later.
You may be redneck... if you live with more dogs than family.
You may be redneck... if you own more cowboy boots than sneakers.
You may be redneck... if you own more television sets than books.