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You May Be Redneck... If You Own More Cowboy Boots Than Sneakers.
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-- You may be redneck...
if you own more cowboy boots than sneakers.
Related:
You may be redneck... if you own a pair of "dress" boots.
You may be redneck... if you own more television sets than books.
You may be redneck... if you own more than two tractors.
You may be redneck... if you own more than 3 shirts with cut-off sleeves.
You may be redneck... if you've ever worn a cowboy hat to church.
You may be redneck... if your wading boots double as dress pants.
You may be redneck... if you live with more dogs than family.
You may be redneck... if your truck costs more than your house.
You may be redneck... if you've been a snipe hunter more than once.