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You May Be Redneck... If You Keep A Pellet Gun By The Front Door.
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-- You may be redneck...
if you keep a pellet gun by the front door.
Related:
You may be redneck... if you cut your toenails in front of company.
You may be redneck... if you often answer the door holding baseball bat.
You may be redneck... if people ask permission to hunt in the front yard.
You may be redneck... if the front yard's pink flamingos ain't a joke.
You may be redneck... if you keep a can of Raid on the kitchen table.
You may be redneck... if you keep catfish in your aquarium.
You may be redneck... if you have a ham hanging from your front porch.
You may be redneck... if you drove to elementary school.
You may be redneck... if you have a suit with sequins on it.
