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You May Be Redneck... If You Can Burp The Entire Chorus Of Jingle Bells.
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-- You may be redneck...
if you can burp the entire chorus of Jingle Bells.
Related:
You may be redneck... if your home library is a entire set of TV Guides.
You may be redneck... if you can swallow tobacco spit and not puke.
You may be redneck... if you keep a can of Raid on the kitchen table.
You may be redneck... if your dog can smoke a cigarette.
You may be redneck... if your idea of a "gourmet meal" comes from a can.
You may be redneck... if your jeans have Skoal can prints on the pockets.
You may be redneck... if you are proud that you can belch your full name.
You may be redneck... if you tape pro-wrestling so you can watch later.
You may be redneck... if you drove to elementary school.
