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You May Be Redneck... If You Show Your Belt Buckle When Asked For I.D.
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-- You may be redneck...
if you show your belt buckle when asked for I.D.
Related:
You may be redneck... if you wear a belt buckle weighing more than 3 lbs.
You know you're growing old when your knees buckle but your belt won't.
A cop asks for your identification, and you hand him your belt-buckle.
You may be redneck... if your kid takes a siphon hose to Show-and-Tell.
Your knees buckle and your belt won'
You may be redneck... if your kid takes your spit cup to Show-and-Tell.
You may be redneck... if birds are attracted to your beard.
You may be redneck... if Goodwill declines your mattress.
You may be redneck... if kudzu is in your family crest.