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You May Be Redneck... If You Wear Clothes To Church With Sequins On Them.
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-- You may be redneck...
if you wear clothes to church with sequins on them.
Related:
You may be redneck... if you have a suit with sequins on it.
You may be redneck... if your job requires you to wear an orange vest.
You may be redneck... if you've ever worn a cowboy hat to church.
You may be redneck... if you wear a belt buckle weighing more than 3 lbs.
You may be redneck... if your wife's job has her wear an orange vest.
You may be redneck... if you have a velvet bedspread.
You may be redneck... if you drove to elementary school.
You may be redneck... if you think Deliverance was a comedy.
You may be redneck... if you've ever hotwired a bulldozer.