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You Mean I Have To Take Classes?! But I Just Came Here For The Beer.
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You mean I have to take classes?! But I just came here for the beer.
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I just say these things; I have no idea what they MEAN
Just because you have my support doesn't mean I want you on my back!
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"Wait a minute. Aren't you a string?" "Well, yes, I am....
At Rachel's double birthday party] Phoebe: Ok, ok, she's taking the trash out so I can get you out of here but it has to be now, she'll be back any minute.
Girl 1: What about my friend Victor? Phoebe: No, only the three of you, any more than that and she'll get suspicious....
1. "I'm down here" 2. "Just because I've got bells on my shoes doesn't mean I'm a sissy" 3.
I was once a lawn ornament for John Bon Jovi" 4....
I'm a beautiful guy And you have just walked by And I have gave you the eye But you pretend to be shy I'm a beautiful guy (You know what I mean?
You know what I mean?) -- Frank Zappa, "I'm a beautiful guy...
I just play here.
Joey: If you ask me, as long as you got this job, you've got nothing pushing you to get another one.
You need the fear. Rachel: The fear? Chandler: He's right, if you quit this job, you then have motivation to go after a job you really want....
Lenny: You want another card or not? Homer: Huh? Oh, OK.
I'll take three. [Moe deals them] D'oh! D'oh! D'oh!...